You might be…

You Might Be A Z3 Owner If…

  • You sleep with your car
  • Your spouse has never driven your car
  • You swerve to avoid grass clippings
  • You won’t go to events that have unpaved parking lots
  • You drive 6400 miles for a t-shirt and ding removal
  • Your friends ask where to send the get well cards when it’s in the shop
  • You drive 6400 Miles, just so you can take a Sunday drive in some different mountains, and on the way back you take a little detour… The Rockies
  • You make 12 trips to the grocery store, purchasing one item each time
  • The Weather Channel tells you which car to drive
  • Taking her top down arouses you more than when your wife does the same
  • Anything less than synthetic oil and premium high-test gas, is only for the lawnmower
  • Following semi’s and SUVs any closer than a quarter mile is a cardinal sin
  • You peek in the garage at 3:00 am to ensure it’s ok.
  • You go to the next station because this one’s gas octane rating is too low
  • The only place on the internet you check every day is Z3 Message Board
  • You led 26 cars to a homecoming in SC
  • You show your significant other this and they agree with it all
  • You throw yourself on top of your car in a hail storm
  • Your idea of packing for a long trip is a pair of jeans and a shirt
  • You think the difference between 1.9 and 2.8 = 2 and 2.8 and 3.2 = 5000
  • You forgot what a blind spot is
  • You don’t feel right if your hair isn’t whipping around when you drive and your hair dryer is getting really lonely
  • You think the commute to and from work is fun
  • If a cop asks if you know why he pulled you over and your answer involves multiple choice
  • You spend more for shampoo for the car than for your hair
  • There are more care products in the garage than in your bathroom
  • You keep the vacuum cleaner in the garage
  • People ask how the baby is and you tell them you just bought him new tires
  • You get a Christmas card from Zymol
  • Your answer to “Did you drive it today”? is “It looked like rain”
  • You’ve owned your car for 13 months and still don’t know where the wiper switch is
  • You can talk your husband into that too expensive camera and software by smiling seductively and whispering “Honey- we can take pictures of your CAR. . .”
  • People think your spouses name is Dinan
  • You and your husband wear matching shirts which also match the color of your car…
  • You spend $200+ to have a 52 1/2-in. picture of the homecoming framed and you can’t even see your car…
  • You have the ramp to your driveway repaved so that you can safely pull your car in without risking scraping the bumpers…
  • You go on a drive with friends midwinter in the N.E. with the top-down, bundled up with heat on…
  • You learn html for the sole purpose of posting pictures of your car on the internet…
  • You win a beautiful, expensive luggage rack at homecoming, but it’s still sitting in the box cause you don’t want to put holes in your baby…
  • You never get tired of reading about stereo upgrades on the Message Board…
  • You get a Dinan cold air intake because it is there and what the hell- Dang, I want one
  • You have considered charging your neighbors admission when you open your garage door
  • Your Windows pattern says Z3Z3Z3… and surrounds a picture of your car, or the group photo from the last Reunion
  • You put up a bird feeder in your neighbor’s yard
  • You have (800) 535-2002 as #1 on your speed dial
  • Your car is a daily driver and you still look for excuses to get behind the wheel
  • You move 9′ X 12′ carpet from house to garage
  • You get depressed because you found another Paint chip
  • You feel joy because what you thought was a paint chip is only a dead bug/bit of mud.
  • Newspaper on the garage floor is for your drool
  • You attend more driving school events than your kid’s school events
  • There are more photos of your car than your family members
  • For family outings, its just easier to take two cars than try to cram everyone into that SUV.
  • There’s more mileage on your car than your spouse
  • Doing chores and errands for your spouse is no big deal (if it means driving someplace)
  • You have more sets of shoes for the car than for your kid
  • Your car gets a bath twice as often as your kid
  • At lunchtime, everyone packs into a sedan and you ALWAYS drive also, mostly alone
  • You wash your car more than your laundry
  • From behind, you think your ///M looks better than your significant other
  • Borla is a part of your everyday vocabulary.
  • The Griot’s Garage catalog replaces the Victoria’s Secret catalog in your bathroom.
  • You describe colors using z3 terminology: “The sky is a nice Atlanta Blue today” “S.O: Which sweater should I wear? You: How ’bout the Boston green..”
  • There is more hair trapped in your windscreen than in your shower drain
  • During an “intimate moment” you scream your Z’s name instead of your partner’s.